“Are You A Truck Driver?”
Hello everyone, As I was talking with some of my non trucking friends, some of them thought that I was talking in an foreign language. They asked me, “what in heavens name was I talking about?” Sitting back and reflecting on the conversation, I noticed that most of us drivers do speak a different language. So in the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, I thought of a few words or phrase’s that might be funny and amusing at the same time!
#1. If you fuel up instead of gas up…….you might be a truck driver!
#2. If you call the dotted line in the middle of the road a zipper….. you might be a truck driver!
#3. If you call a weight station a chicken coop…… you might be a truck driver!
#4. If you call a Highway Patrolmen a bear….. you might be a truck driver!
#5. If you refer to a lady of the night as a lot lizard….. you might be a truck driver!
#6. If you refer to a mile marker as a yard stick….. you might be a truck driver!
#7. If a handle is a nick name….. you might be a truck driver!
#8. If a highway patrolmen in a white auto is a Polar Bear…. you might be a truck driver!
#9. If a blown tire on the road is referred to as a Gator….. you might be a truck driver!
#10. If you refer to an automobile as a 4 wheeler….. you might be a truck driver!
And the list goes on and on. I’m sure you have a few that I did not mention. I would love to hear your phrases and post them along with the one’s here. I hope you have fun with this very short list. Until the next truck stop!
Kurt and Spencer
March 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm
LOL!!!! I love it. I’ve got one for you……. “If the weigh station sign reads CLOSED and it stands for Cops Lofting On Sofa Eating Donuts……..you might be a truck driver.
March 15, 2011 at 12:06 pm
to all them truckers out there ~ be safe
Another phrase ~ in South Africa a peeled off retread is reffered to as a ‘dead camel’.
March 15, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Also love it! If you don’t like fat girls because of the extra weight on your steers, you might be a trucker. If you have seen every city in America so much that you start avoiding them, you might be a truck driver. If you refer to rest stops as pickle parks and call your wife a jump seat warmer, you might be a truck driver. I will let others have some.
March 15, 2011 at 2:56 pm
A toll booth is called a PIGGY BANK then u are a TRUCK DRIVER Monfort Lane?? You remember that one?? El Camino? Cow Boy CadI
March 17, 2011 at 6:35 am
Hey Kurt
Sorry to here about your truck!
March 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Hey!! This is Tonya and Stef’s friend…. heard what happened with your truck recently… sorry to hear about that. But my question to you is: ‘ Do you feel like you have been hit by a truck??” LOL!! Seriously.. glad you are ok….
March 30, 2011 at 10:20 am
If you refer to a bird dog as being a radar detector, you might be a truck driver!
April 13, 2011 at 2:41 am
These are great!